I just couldn't resist this story.
MINNEAPOLIS voters, who eight years ago elected a former professional wrestler as their governor, may find a self-proclaimed vampire on the ballot for the office this year.
"Politics is a cut-throat business," said Jonathan "The Impaler" Sharkey, who said he plans to announce his bid for governor on the ticket of the Vampyres, Witches and Pagans Party.
Sharkey also pledged to execute convicted murders and child molesters personally by impaling them on a wooden pole outside the state capitol.
"To some, Impaling may be medieval. However, history has proved that it is a strong deterrent against those who prey upon the innocent."
Vampire/Satanist with Jeb Bush
A more recent photograph
The vampire is also planning to run for President in 2008.
This document is from his official website: http://jonathonforgovernor.us/