Friday, January 13, 2006

Vampire running for office--and the Bush Connection

I just couldn't resist this story.

MINNEAPOLIS voters, who eight years ago elected a former professional wrestler as their governor, may find a self-proclaimed vampire on the ballot for the office this year.

"Politics is a cut-throat business," said Jonathan "The Impaler" Sharkey, who said he plans to announce his bid for governor on the ticket of the Vampyres, Witches and Pagans Party.

Sharkey also pledged to execute convicted murders and child molesters personally by impaling them on a wooden pole outside the state capitol.

On his website he notes:

"To some, Impaling may be medieval. However, history has proved that it is a strong deterrent against those who prey upon the innocent."
On his website also he refers to his "(once) friendship with Jeb Bush and his brother President Bush"

Vampire/Satanist with Jeb Bush

A more recent photograph

The vampire is also planning to run for President in 2008.

This document is from his official website:


Blogger mikevotes said...

Oh my god, that's amazing.

I read an article saying that the current governor is pushing immigration as his reeelection issue.

Being from Texas, I'm sure that immigration can't be that big of a problem there, but I wonder if vampires qualify.


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