The Obama Death List

At last! Compelling evidence that Barack Obama is a serial killer. Except, of course, that most of the people on the list never existed and the rest are not dead. May be satire, which should be banned as it confuses people. My favorite:

DARSANO RAHARDJO - Childhood classmate of Barack Obama when he attended a madrassa in Indonesia. Was found with his head cut off in a Jakarta alley way in 1970. Many children at the school attributed Rahardjo's murder to the young Barack Obama. It was likely done as an initiation ritual, since Islam demands that a boy spill another's blood before the age of ten to prove their loyalty to Allah

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