"I, Dr. Chiyome Fukino, director of the Hawai'i State Department of Health, have seen the original vital records maintained on file by the Hawai'i State Department of Health verifying Barrack Hussein Obama was born in Hawai'i and is a natural-born American citizen."

Let's see the birthers parse the language on this statement.

Meanwhile, just to give an idea just how crazy some of the birthers are, is this from one of the lawsuits, Ealey v Obama:

Sarah Mohamed Hussein Obama has caused so much harm to the American people and the world in general. She put spells on U. S president George W.H. Bush when they first met in 2004. Ms. Sarah Mohamed Hussein Obama is possessed with very dangerous evil satanic ghosts. She also uses spirits of dead relatives including the spirit of Barack Hussein Mohamed Obama senior who’s buried in her back yard. She has been using these ghosts to harm other people in a form of witchcraft for a long time, she is best known for that in her village of Kogelo in Kenya. Several weeks ago she was almost killed by young angry mob of witch hunters in her village, that is why she is now being protected by Kenyan police officers. Although she is a witch, her family maintain other stories and lies about the incident.

And in further news, it turns out that the crazy woman who confronted Rep. Mike Castle is even crazier than that.