Global Orgasm Day: Countdown to Synchronized Global Orgasm

It's December 22 "at the time of your choosing." Doesn't that mess up the synchronization thing? I'm a little unclear as to how this is supposed to work but count me in. Also, currently accepting applications.

To effect positive change in the energy field of the Earth through input of the largest possible surge of human energy a Synchronized Global Orgasm. There are two more US fleets heading for the Persian Gulf with anti-submarine equipment that can only be for use against Iran, so the time to change Earth’s energy is NOW!