Voodoo Practitioner Curses Bush

A renowned black magic practitioner performed a voodoo ritual Thursday to jinx President George W. Bush and his entourage while he was on a brief visit to Indonesia.

Ki Gendeng Pamungkas slit the throat of a goat, a small snake and stabbed a black crow in the chest, stirred their blood with spice and broccoli before drank the "potion" and smeared some on his face.

Sure, putting a voodoo curse on Bush sounds like a good idea. But let's say that it works, and Bush swells up until his entrails burst out--then Dick Cheney becomes President.